Your role in the church (you get to decide!): the Antichrist.
How do you know Kyle? I once fell out of a tree. Kyle was there. He laughed.
What has Kyle done to change your life? He gave birth to me.
Would you take a bullet for Kyle? If there were cheese involved. And llamas.
Do you agree to follow all rules of the Church of Kyle and keep the faith (rules can be found on the userinfo page)? Unless I find some not to, sure.